The Punmaster

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

We have decided to make a new pinned post to reflect some changes, and the fact that we wish to be fully open about being a system.

Hello, we are the Puns System. We are traumagenic and have over one hundred members. Our collective pronouns are he/they/fey, and we enjoy poetry, animals, and various fandom-related things.

Our blog for original posts is @theoriginalpunmaster, and our system-related sideblog is @themanypunmasters.

We tag things as #x tw, #tw x, or #x mention. We usually tag #long post. If we reblog a version of “do you love the colour of the sky”, we tag it as #colour of the sky. If you wish for us to tag a certain thing or type of post, you need only to ask.

We would prefer if no nsfw blogs follow us.

You may send asks or message us at any time, and are, in fact, encouraged to.

Below are some of the alters who will be or are using Tumblr, and their corresponding tags. We will add to this as necessary.

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mcyt-transcribed
docmlm77

Impulse calls Skizz a slut

mcyt-transcribed

[transcript:

GLaDOS: How well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange?
Impulse: (laughs)
Skizz: Uh...
Impulse: I'm blue.
GLaDOS: What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
Skizz: Huh?
Impulse: What?
Skizz: What did they say?
Impulse: You slut.
Skizz: (laughing) Wh—what did— what did she—? What did she say?
Impulse: (laughing) She said I wasn't your first partner.
(both laughing)

end transcript.]

the-village-dunce
c4ndl3-w1ck

coming out and saying it. there is no safe place for kids to experiment anymore.

c4ndl3-w1ck

like im having a hard time putting this into words so if anyone wants to add on, go ahead.

but basically what i mean by this is that minors dont have a place to go and experiment with other people their age. nowhere to really go and experiment sexually, romantically, or platonically without risking being groomed or told that they're "too young to be experimenting" when teens are literally in the most fucked up hormonal stretch of life with no way to let all their pent up emotions out. "do it in person" do you know how fucking hard it is to go up to someone and ask them to experiment with you. especially as someone who is neurodivergent and/or queer.

redmoonrises
dissociatingdumbass

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allegra-writes

Reblogging again because I got an anon last week whining cause they did this to one of my unfinished series and the bot killed Y/N so now they want ME to give them a happy ending. Like. No. Suffer, bitch.

peaceheather

AI is the death of creativity. Anyone who does this to my stories and is stupid enough to brag about it will be blocked from ever reading my work again, AND I'll let everyone on tumblr know that you do this. We'll see how much fic you get to enjoy when every author blocks you forever.

Fic is a gift. I've said it before. Don't shit all over your lovingly handcrafted gifts, m'kay? This should be fucking obvious, but apparently for some of you it's not.

chaomingo

sometimes I wonder if people like this even understand the difference between creating something with AI vs making something yourself. Like, it's when you are getting your grandma a gift for Christmas, you can either buy her an ornament she or anyone can buy themself or make her a hand-made, one-of-a-kind ornament out of paper and glitter and love. Which one do you think she'll like more? The hand-made one may not look as nice but the fact that you took the time to make it just for her makes it so much more special. It's not about the product, it's about the thought and effort put into it.

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memewhore

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[Image ID: Reddit comment from No_Photograph_1992 reading: 6% of Americans think they could fight in hand to paw combat with a brown bear. Considering they can keep up with horses, weight 600lbs on average, and have razor sharp teeth and claws I think 6/100 people in the US might be in trouble.

Comment from inPlayRuin reading: I could almost certainly win a sanctioned boxing match against any wild bear. Not to brag, but I would probably win the fight in less than a minute. As soon as the bell was rung, I would be immediately mauled. But biting is a foul in boxing. The bear would be disqualified for committing an intentional foul that caused injury, and I would be awarded the win. Presumably posthumously. /End ID]

redmoonrises
elucubrare

thinking - as often - about that one ancient post that's like "can you have French braids if your world doesn't have a France" and there's a lot of reductio ad absurdum you can do - I said a character was "fighting down panic," and technically panic is etymologically related to the god Pan, so I "shouldn't" use it, and I shouldn't talk about silhouettes (derived from Étienne de Silhouette, French finance minister during the Seven Years War), but once you're delving into things that could be on a fun etymolgy facts listicle, I don't think it's really meaningful -

I could give my perennial advice (it varies from situation to situation, and everyone's anachronism line is different, so just use your judgement), but I do actually have something more specific here:

just rephrase it.

yeah, they don't have French braids, but that lady's hair was "braided closely around her head in a crown." They don't have chicken milanese, but they have "chicken, beat thin and breaded, then fried in oil. she squeezed lemon onto the cutlet, and its bright scent filled the air."

there's nothing wrong with the shorthand of French braids, but the unpacked description of what a French braid actually is isn't that much longer, doesn't bring in a specific thing from our world, and conveys more information.

the-village-dunce
clitfisto

whats your follower policy?

unconditional, the more the merrier

conditional, but im not too picky

strict dnf criteria, lots of blogs get filtered out

usually dont accept new followers, only potential mutuals

fuck you all get out of my house

other

clitfisto

oh btw if you rb please tag with your follower count too!!

i've softblocked a handful of people i'm not picky at all but sometimes blogs that i am personally uncomfortable with follow me and i am just like no thanks <3 i don't rlly hardblock anyone but terfs and shit like that tho (who don't follow me anyways)